they pay to kiss your feet

since there's no one else around, we let our hair grow long and forget all we used to know. then our skin gets thicker from living out in the snow.

Friday, June 06, 2008

losing all modesty.

thanks to kolby, these are the kind of conversations i have with complete strangers.

scene: ground floor of pensive girl's building. pensive girl and kolby are running through the hall to try to catch the elevator. stranger carrying a briefcase and wearing a backpack is holding the elevator.

pensive girl: thanks! (come on kolby, get in the elevator.)

stranger: what kind of dog is that?

pensive girl: a chihuahua terrier mix.

stranger: (bends down to attempt petting kolby.)

pensive girl: um, he pees on people. he's a submissive peer. i'm working on that, but he WILL pee on you.

stranger: oh, well i don't want to cause you any trouble.

pensive girl: well, it wouldn't exactly cause me any trouble. it would cause you trouble though.

elevator reaches pensive girl's floor, and she exits, hanging her head in shame.


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