this is me, too.

i'm also the girl who may or may not tell you that my dog just peed all over you when you bent down to pet him in the elevator.

me choosing to tell you will likely depend on a few things.
1. how DRUNK you are
2. how much larger, stronger and able to beat me up you are.

if i meet you somewhere less private and hidden, such as the hall, i'll likely say "omg, i'm sorry, he's peeing." as he sprays urine all over your foot.

then, you'll say "um, oh, uh, um, that's okay."

but we'll both know you're lying.