losing all modesty.
scene: ground floor of pensive girl's building. pensive girl and kolby are running through the hall to try to catch the elevator. stranger carrying a briefcase and wearing a backpack is holding the elevator.
pensive girl: thanks! (come on kolby, get in the elevator.)
stranger: what kind of dog is that?
pensive girl: a chihuahua terrier mix.
stranger: (bends down to attempt petting kolby.)
pensive girl: um, he pees on people. he's a submissive peer. i'm working on that, but he WILL pee on you.
stranger: oh, well i don't want to cause you any trouble.
pensive girl: well, it wouldn't exactly cause me any trouble. it would cause you trouble though.
elevator reaches pensive girl's floor, and she exits, hanging her head in shame.