losing all modesty.

thanks to kolby, these are the kind of conversations i have with complete strangers.

scene: ground floor of pensive girl's building. pensive girl and kolby are running through the hall to try to catch the elevator. stranger carrying a briefcase and wearing a backpack is holding the elevator.

pensive girl: thanks! (come on kolby, get in the elevator.)

stranger: what kind of dog is that?

pensive girl: a chihuahua terrier mix.

stranger: (bends down to attempt petting kolby.)

pensive girl: um, he pees on people. he's a submissive peer. i'm working on that, but he WILL pee on you.

stranger: oh, well i don't want to cause you any trouble.

pensive girl: well, it wouldn't exactly cause me any trouble. it would cause you trouble though.

elevator reaches pensive girl's floor, and she exits, hanging her head in shame.