i was the kind of girl who could look great for an entire day without showering that morning.
i didn't have post-purchase anxiety.
i didn't have a taste for expensive wine.
that case of two-buck chuck was more of an 'option' for me.
i could dye my hair purple, red and black. and then change it back the next day.
i could run five miles in my sleep and never exercise during the day.
i had my very own clothing designer who made fashions to fit my body perfectly.
coffee didn't stain things like teeth.