they pay to kiss your feet

since there's no one else around, we let our hair grow long and forget all we used to know. then our skin gets thicker from living out in the snow.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

actual thoughts i've had lately.

1. i bet if i only take a shower every other day, i'll save a lot of money on shampoo and body wash.

2. i may be unemployed, but while i'm at it, i can at least work toward having a rockin' body.

3. at what point do people start considering prostitution?

4. the new facebook isn't as conducive to stalking as the old one.

5. unless i'm not breathing, i refuse to go to the doctor.

6. this is the point where if i was married, i would consider becoming a stay-at-home mom.

7. does kolby REALLY need his vaccinations or is it just a trick to get me to spend money that i don't have?

8. maybe if i just keep driving my car very gently, i can make the oil life longer and, thus, avoid jiffy lube.

9. i'm starting to eat an entire chocolate bar every two days. good thing i'm working out.

10. it would be great to be a poet that becomes famous posthumously. but it would be even better to be recognized now.


  • At 3:45 PM, Blogger Tony said…

    And this blog just keeps better and better.

    Hang in there dude!!!

  • At 10:27 PM, Anonymous WaldoWilla said…

    All of us are prostitutes...don't let it bother you.

  • At 10:13 AM, Blogger Bernays Sauce said…

    It will get better. I've been there, and it did get better. In between I learned a lot of stuff about myself I had been avoiding.

  • At 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Drugs, baby, drugs ..... Zolft, Xanax, Haldol, Celexa, Effexor, Prozac, Abilify, trazadone .... take your pick.

  • At 8:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hey - email me ( i'll shoot you my # @ work and we can chat if you'd like.

    i might have some options for you. i work for a GIANT company (yes, we are hiring) - and am part of a kansas city recruiter roundtable - all corporate (no commissioned) recruiters.

    i might not have your dream job, but i might have something you could take to keep you off the stripper pole and street corner while you continue to search. once you've danced for tips, it's hard to take a desk job. trust me. :)

    -amy (


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