actual thoughts i've had lately.
2. i may be unemployed, but while i'm at it, i can at least work toward having a rockin' body.
3. at what point do people start considering prostitution?
4. the new facebook isn't as conducive to stalking as the old one.
5. unless i'm not breathing, i refuse to go to the doctor.
6. this is the point where if i was married, i would consider becoming a stay-at-home mom.
7. does kolby REALLY need his vaccinations or is it just a trick to get me to spend money that i don't have?
8. maybe if i just keep driving my car very gently, i can make the oil life longer and, thus, avoid jiffy lube.
9. i'm starting to eat an entire chocolate bar every two days. good thing i'm working out.
10. it would be great to be a poet that becomes famous posthumously. but it would be even better to be recognized now.