facts.

fact: i hate yard work. this year, the weeds win again.

fact: i'm addicted to gum.

fact: coconut creamer tastes better than soy creamer.

fact: i'm currently conflicted about the amount of fluoride in drinking water.

fact: i wonder if the last time i went to the ocean is the last time i'll ever go to the ocean.

fact: i put my blusher veil from the wedding day on my bulletin board.

fact: the only show i'm following this summer is 'last comic standing.'

fact: it makes me want to be a stand-up comedian.

fact: i have some good stories.

fact: one is about missing my entire 8th grade graduation because i was drying my armpits in the locker room.