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did anyone else watch the teen choice awards last night? probably not. but that's too bad for you because you missed the WORLD PREMIER of kevin federline and his entourage rapping his new song. and you also missed a very pregnant britney spears introducing him while at the same time chomping on her gum with her swollen you-know-whats almost falling onto the podium.

okay, so k-fed's new song "lose control" is all about how he's got more money than me and more ice than me and how he's gonna lose control. whatever. it was like a really bad opening rap act for a mediocre rap act. like whoever might open for the world tour of kriss kross. i know you're sorry you missed it. you should be.