they pay to kiss your feet

since there's no one else around, we let our hair grow long and forget all we used to know. then our skin gets thicker from living out in the snow.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

note to self.

don't buy a youth size 13 ski jacket ever. even if it is $100 cheaper than the same coat in a woman's size. just don't buy it - no matter how cute it is or flattering or how well it seems to fit. because when you get home and try it on with more than one layer beneath it, you'll realize the reason you shouldn't buy a youth size 13 jacket. the sleeves, which are two inches too short, are also a little too tight. and the neck, which wasn't made to fit an adult neck, does not provide enough room for an essential ski fashion - the neck gator.

so next time you're tempted to buy something that might have worked 15 years ago, don't. just don't.



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