a note to you, yellow sports-car driver.

If you are driving through Topeka at the highly popular hour of 11 a.m. and you see a funeral in procession, it’s probably not a good idea to cut in front of a car in the procession. It’s actually rude and completely unthinkable. And I secretly wanted to rear end you. I’m glad I didn’t. I hope you realize how selfish your actions were. We cursed you under our breath.