what i learned this weekend.
1. Raking leaves seems like a good idea until you wake up the next day and can't breathe. Is it possible to be sore in muscles that you didn't know you had?
2. When storm door shopping, be sure to go more than one place. Because when you do, you learn that the same door is $40 cheaper at Sutherlands. Sorry, Lowe's. You just didn't cut it this time.
3. When making chili for friend who doesn't like green peppers, don't substitue them with five jalapenos and some chipotles. But if you forget this rule and make this mistake, do have glasses of milk and plenty of sour cream available.
4. You can't be in the same house as a bag of Fritos. Don't buy them. Ever.
5. Husbands are very good birthday gift givers. Each year, they seem to improve.
6. No matter how good of a gift giver husband is, don't agree to let him use the bathroom while you are in the shower. Because of the gag reflex. And the smell. And the dry heaving.
7. The next house you buy should have two bathrooms.
2. When storm door shopping, be sure to go more than one place. Because when you do, you learn that the same door is $40 cheaper at Sutherlands. Sorry, Lowe's. You just didn't cut it this time.
3. When making chili for friend who doesn't like green peppers, don't substitue them with five jalapenos and some chipotles. But if you forget this rule and make this mistake, do have glasses of milk and plenty of sour cream available.
4. You can't be in the same house as a bag of Fritos. Don't buy them. Ever.
5. Husbands are very good birthday gift givers. Each year, they seem to improve.
6. No matter how good of a gift giver husband is, don't agree to let him use the bathroom while you are in the shower. Because of the gag reflex. And the smell. And the dry heaving.
7. The next house you buy should have two bathrooms.
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