the pee fart
that's fine. really. until you're in a public restroom at work or somewhere and you and the only other person in the bathroom said hello to eachother before entering the stalls. that means that if one of you accidentally pee farts, the other one will know beyond a shadow of a doubt who the gass passer is.
if you are lucky enough to get into the bathroom and into a stall without being noticed and you accidentally pee fart, the correct procedure is to wait until everyone who is in the bathroom has finished thier business and left the facilities before emmerging from behind the stall door of shame.
but not if you've already been seen. not then. then you have to hold in your giggles and your mortified expression. and you have to face the other person. the person who heard it all.
i've been on both sides of the pee fart. and neither side is pretty.
men, do you go through this, too? or is it like a badge of honor resulting in well-wishing and promotions?