caught red-handed with greasy fingers.
So I’m on this whole organic food kick, right? And it was going really well until Nick bought white chocolate m&m’s and my mom brought over homemade salsa and Fritos. Screw the salsa, I’ve totally binged on the Fritos, which I’m convinced I could live on if I truly had to. I must have eaten my weight in them yesterday. But that’s not all. In between balancing the chips out with a healthy whole grain organic bread sandwich with an egg (a complete source of protein), hummus, cucumber and tomato and a healthy dinner of organic beans and rice, I indulged in several handfuls of candy-coated white chocolaty goodness. Yeah. So what have I learned? I can’t have Fritos anywhere near me. I have absolutely no discipline if they are in the picture. My will power to “just say no” is worthless. I am a slave to the fried delights. A slave.
5 Comments:
At 11:40 AM, Tara said…
I must confess...I know nothing about organic foods, but maybe they are just so good that they will attack the fritos and M&M's that are in your body and kill them? That would be awesome. I'd eat more organic if that were the case!
At 8:06 PM, FUZZBUG said…
I went with "Clean Burst", really how could you go wrong with a name like that?
But sadly I did.
At 8:18 PM, noapostrophe said…
Chili Cheese Fritos are a gift from God. Life isn't worth living without breaking a few rules once in a while, right? If you're feeling guilty bc the fritos aren't organic, try Garden of Eatin' guacamole chips. You'll still eat the whole bag in one sitting, but the guilt factor isn't as high.
At 1:39 PM, Faith said…
I don't understand the organic thing. I've lived a good, long time while at the same time allowing many pesticide-exposed things to enter my body, and I seem just fine! I know I have a tendency to cuss a lot, and I might seem just a *little* messed up to some people, but I'm sure it isn't the pesticides that did it!
They might have something to do with my pee being purple, though. As I understand it, that isn't normal for most people...
At 10:23 PM, Anonymous said…
I laughed out loud, then I showed it to Vanessa and she laughed out loud.
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