they pay to kiss your feet

since there's no one else around, we let our hair grow long and forget all we used to know. then our skin gets thicker from living out in the snow.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

the details.

at the concert, this really eccentric guy was nasty dancing with some other guy's girlfriend. the way he was dancing was enough to make us vomit. he would bend over, stick his butt in the air and rub it in the girl's face. we kept shrieking. then, when he didn't know we were looking, he pulled out his unit and started swishing it about. that's when my sister said, "i'm getting the police." so they came and told him to leave.

matisyahu played FOREVER. b and i left early and got home around 11:30. when we went inside to get kolby, we almost ran into a man coming down the walk. he was short, wearing a bright yellow polo and shorts. after grabbing kolby and his leash, we headed back to the door and saw the yellow-shirt man in the entryway, acting like he was trying to buy a soda. he walked out into the yard area before we were in the entryway. (but by BEFORE i mean like, seconds before.) when we got outside, he was nowhere to be seen. kolby pulled over to a plot of mulch and began to pee. that's when i said, "where did that guy go?" almost as soon as i said that, i noticed b going up to some bushes on the left. all of a sudden b said, "are you hiding from someone?" and the yellow-shirt man STOOD UP OUT OF THE BUSHES. that's when i screamed, "oh my god." my heart was pounding and my reaction was FLIGHT. well b's reaction was FIGHT. his whole body puffed up and he sort of got this look on him and basically put his body in the man's face until the man just got out and walked away.

that's when i pulled him by the arm and said, "we are going INSIDE. i am calling the POLICE and getting my PEPPER SPRAY."

so we went inside and did just that. the police came by but didn't find anyone.

this guy was about 5'6'', 45 to 50. shaved head. tan. well kept. yellow golf shirt, navy shorts. boat shoes.

and that's that.


  • At 2:53 PM, Blogger Spyder said…

    Holey dog poop Batman!

  • At 9:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    First: Holy WTF!
    Second: Seriously, WTF?!?

  • At 9:24 AM, Blogger Dana said…

    That is INSANE. What's with the abundance of creepsters out there??

  • At 1:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    sheesh! good thing b was with you thru the night of creepies!


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