they pay to kiss your feet

since there's no one else around, we let our hair grow long and forget all we used to know. then our skin gets thicker from living out in the snow.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

it's so simple.

so mariah carey is going to be on oprah sharing her diet secrets with the world. i'll tell you the secret though. hire a personal chef and then stand around the kitchen looking like a diva/moron. cool. you losing weight yet?


  • At 9:33 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    thaaaaat's fabulous, there's no one i could complain more about...and she's every where right now...


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