mistakes.

things to never do again on company-provided half day

1. skip lunch and head to dsw
2. leave dsw at 1 p.m. and head to oak park mall (after spending 100 bucks on shoes)
3. ignore light-headedness and walk through food court to forever 21
4. spend an hour gathering a massive pile of clothes to try on
5. wait in line for a fitting room
6. find six things to buy
7. stand in 80 person line (not exaggerating)
8. after 15 minutes of waiting with no moving forward, put clothes back and leave
9. continue to ignore hunger, go to nordstrom's
10. try on $200 jeans in style you don't own
11. consider them
12. go upstairs to cheaper, B.P.
13. try on clothes, settle on two shirts
14. continue walking around the mall in uncomfortable shoes while hungry
15. go into american eagle thinking you'll find something that won't make you look 13
16. try on the new trouser-cut jean at j.crew (that make you look like a fatass)
17. get back on the highway to drive home before eating