i missed channukah

i missed the latkes and the presents. i missed the family and the candles. i missed my favorite jewish food holiday of the year all because the sky was spitting ice and i was afraid to drive 30 minutes to the celebration.

i missed it, and now i have to wait until next year to enjoy it. unless someone wants to give me my own, special channukah. i'll teach you how to make latkes. any takers?