today i went to quick trip to get a 32-ounce rooster booster light. i like it because it's calorie free and made with splenda. yes, i know i eat organic. but i make exceptions for things like m&ms, fritos and rooster booster light. i filled my cup, took a sip and thought, "wow, this tastes fabulous." and then i actually spent twenty minutes (the entire drive back to work)wondering if some quick trip employee had sabotaged the soda machine in attempt to sabotage diets across the metro area, replacing anything calorie-free with its full-caloried counterpart. i was so convinced it happened that i almost dumped my drink into the trash. i need to get over myself.