they pay to kiss your feet

since there's no one else around, we let our hair grow long and forget all we used to know. then our skin gets thicker from living out in the snow.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

you people are funny, right?

this time last year, i attended a funny t-shirt party. this is what it looked like. basically, i was funny followed by several exclamation points. (apparently, i was also sweaty.) but that's neither here nor there.

this year's funny t-shirt party is quickly approaching. and, i want to make my own. you know, buy a white t-shirt and write something absolutely hilarious on it with a sharpie. the problem, and i know you will all be just shocked about this, is that i can't think of anything funny to put on the shirt.

i'm open to comments. please. and if i win the most coveted funny t-shirt trophy, i will somehow repay the lucky slogan-generator. well, i'll at least give you a shout-out on the podium.

so, help me!


  • At 11:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Mother Pugger

    then include a picture of Gus.

    iron-on transfers . . .

  • At 11:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    oh yeah - can't beat that...

  • At 12:16 PM, Blogger "The D" said…

    put "DIKFUR" on your shirt. Then some one will ask you "What's a dick for?" Then you could say "I don't have one go ask a dude."


  • At 4:42 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    "Jessie the Body"
    Like Jessie the Body Ventura, got it? Ok, that was dumb. So sue me.

  • At 10:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…


    Since written on a T with a sharpie... hehe


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