you people are funny, right?

this time last year, i attended a funny t-shirt party. this is what it looked like. basically, i was funny followed by several exclamation points. (apparently, i was also sweaty.) but that's neither here nor there.

this year's funny t-shirt party is quickly approaching. and, i want to make my own. you know, buy a white t-shirt and write something absolutely hilarious on it with a sharpie. the problem, and i know you will all be just shocked about this, is that i can't think of anything funny to put on the shirt.

i'm open to comments. please. and if i win the most coveted funny t-shirt trophy, i will somehow repay the lucky slogan-generator. well, i'll at least give you a shout-out on the podium.

so, help me!