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since there's no one else around, we let our hair grow long and forget all we used to know. then our skin gets thicker from living out in the snow.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

danger lurks everywhere.

have you ever sneezed while driving?

i mean, isn't it impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? so, sneezing while driving means driving with one's eyes closed. while this is never a good idea, it's probably an even worse idea when coupled with snot flying and nose covering, which also means hands leave the steering wheel.

this could be even more dangerous than driving while on the cell phone.
it's probably not more dangerous than the woman in front of me today on the way to work, though. i thought she was 4 feet tall the whole time because she was literally bent over looking for stuff on the floor of her car - while on the highway ....during RUSH HOUR.

anyway. i think she should be banned from driving. and also, maybe people with colds or allergies shouldn't drive either.

....i haven't even begun to comprehend the danger that comes with a sneezing attack.

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  • At 12:42 PM, Blogger Faith said…

    I had a friend at the Moose that sneezed over and over again, about 3 or 4 seconds apart for a good 5 minutes once. We finally asked him to get some fresh air, or something.

    Why does that happen to people, anyway? So weird...

  • At 10:44 PM, Blogger Esther said…

    hehe...good question!
    so, is it an just an urban legend that if you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyeballs will POP out?


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