sushi and shorts.

i've been having sushi for lunch a lot lately. i've taken a huge liking to the rainbow roll at dean & deluca. and the one at whole foods. the problem is that they are over $8 after tax. that's sorta steep for a one-roll lunch.

anyway, tonight i put on some shorts i haven't worn since i was a sophomore in college. back after i gained the "freshman 15" or in my case, the freshman 22. and they were huge. but for some reason, i had convinced myself they'd be tight.

what is wrong with me?