they pay to kiss your feet

since there's no one else around, we let our hair grow long and forget all we used to know. then our skin gets thicker from living out in the snow.

Monday, May 28, 2007

the good list's pallindrome.

otherwise known as: things i dislike.
or, " tsil doog eht"
Part I

automatic paper towel dispensers
slow cars in the fast lane
sidewalks crowded with poky walkers
concert-goers who buy and wear the tour shirt at the concert
raw mushrooms
gum chompers (with only a few exception including myself)
pet hair on anything but pets
lint in general
how sweaty i get when i workout
painful zits
the crack in the E's windshield
the amount of money it will cost to fix the crack
florescent lighting
forced clapping at things like company meetings
hurried creative processes
itchy wool sweaters
long, skinny tanks that shrink after one wash
my lame cell phone battery
my inability to read an entire book
that i'm done with school
the idea that some people really believe global warming is a hoax
when the cappuccino machine at quicktrip spits water instead
that i'll never have summer feet. thank you, running.
swimsuit shopping
myspace friend requests from girls wearing lingerie
the day after the longest day of the year


  • At 1:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    How's the swallowing thing going?

  • At 4:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    pallindrome = palindrome
    florescent = fluorescent

  • At 10:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    tcepsus i srelleps ytekcinsrep dna

  • At 3:20 PM, Blogger Pensive Girl said…

    i'm not fixing my spelling out of mere principal. (and yes, i know i used the wrong version of that word. thank you.)


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